*stays crunchy in milk*

impressive

You ain’t seen nothing yet *makes your milk into chocolate milk*

Get out of here!

I’m not done yet! *Is part of a complete breakfast*

This can’t be…!!

THATS it. NO wet food for a MONTH

Remember that the right person will never get tired of you even in the worst times

No, they will! But they'll work through it, or walk away for a bit (i'm talking minutes to hours) and then come back.

People can love you and still need to get away from you for a bit. And there is nothing toxic about that — it's good, in fact. It helps remind everyone involved that everyone has boundaries, and everyone needs time to themselves.

It's okay. Calm down before you talk about something that made you angry while your loved one is sick. Be sure of what made you mad so you can discuss it together.

Love isn't a one-way street, and it's something that takes work. Part of that work is knowing when you need to step away.

World Heritage Post

Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th

i love reblogging this post every tuesday the 18th

what if a rat said cheesus christ

for the Spanish crowd: y si las ratas dijeran quesucristo

im so fucking angry because "cheesus christ" made me smile, but "quesucristo" made me choke on a laugh

blocked and unfollowed sucked and swallowed i don’t care. i don’t care